Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(1) XNXX

What are good book recommendations? Does anyone know any YA books in general that has no romance? It is hard to find non-romantic books for teens nowadays.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(3) VIBRATOR.

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(4) CONDOM.

(2) DILDO.

What’s something you’ve learned that you think everyone should know, but nobody talks about?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

(3) XHAMSTER

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Auto-Parts Bankruptcy Is the First Big Casualty of Tariff War - WSJ

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

(2) YOUPORN.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

Social Security's 2026 COLA Has an Unpleasant Surprise in Store for Retirees - The Motley Fool

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

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##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(5) LINGERIE.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.